**17 REASONS WHY HORSE-RIDING IS BETTER THAN SEX**
1- You don't need to be discrete to introduce your equestrian magazines in the house.
2- If you have riding problems, it is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to show you how to improve your posture.
3- The 10 Commands do not say anything about horse-riding.
4- If your coach takes a picture or makes a movie of you riding, you don't have to worry about finding these pictures on the internet once you become famous.
5- Your horse don't waste his time asking you about horses you already rode.
6- It is perfectely admitted to ride a horse you never met before, or just once, or ride several horses the same day, even if they are unknown.
7- When you see a very good horse, you don't feel any culpability to imagine you riding him.
8- If your regular horse is busy, he wouldn't say anything if you ride an other horse.
9- Nobody will say to you that riding alone makes deaf !
10- You don't need to go in a crap shop in a nasty area to buy your horse-riding stuff.
11- You can have a horsy calendar on the wall, say jokes about riders and invite your colleages to ride with you and not being sue for sexual harassment.
12- You can't catch any diseases by interposed horses !
13- If you want to watch horses on TV, you don't need to subscribe with the cable.
14- Nobody asks you to ride always the same horse during all your lifetime.
15- Nobody asks you to quit horse-riding if your horse has lost all his interest with work.
16- You don't need to be just-married to reserve holydays where horse-riding will be the main activity.
17- Your horse will never say to you : "You rode me just once last week !"
Well, I would say it depends on what you ride, in the 2 cases...
